Me (in a tizzy) : God, can I ask you something?
GOD : Sure..
Me : promise you won't get mad?
GOD : I promise..
Me (frustrated) : Why didi u let so much stuff happen to me today?
GOD : What do you mean?
Me : Well, i woke up late today..
GOD : Yes..
Me : My car took forever to start..
GOD : Hmmm..
Me (growling) : At lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait..
GOD : yaa
Me : On the way home, my phone went dead just as i picked up a call..
GOD : Allright.
Me (loudly) : And to top it all off, when I got home I just wanted to soak my feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work. nothing went right today! Why did you do that to me????
GOD : Well, let me see.. The death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled) : Ohh..
GOD : I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that might be hit you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed) : ......
GOD : The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't want you to catch what they have, i knew you couldn't afford to miss work..
Me (embarassed) : Ohh..
GOD : Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give a false witness about what you said on call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered..
Me (softly) : I see God..
GOD : Oh, and that foot massager. It had a short that was going to throw out all of the power in your house toninght. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark..
Me : I'm sorry God..
GOD : Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.. in all things, the good and the bad..
Me : I will trust you God..
GOD : And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan..
Me : I won't God. thank you for everything today..
GOD : You are welcome child. It was just another day being your God..Soooo, Cittt.. still wondering?? Absolutely big NO! *monolog* #abaikan hihihihihi ;p
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